This, is my life.

My name is Amber.

I like tattoos, beards, cats, and mountains.

Appalachian State University

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I mean, how could they not reuse this gag in the 50th. David delivers the line beautifully! A nice little nod to Pat and Jon.

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the 1700s called……they want their clothing back. haha just kidding the first telephone was invented in 1876

a good post AND i learned something.  thanks tumbrl

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I get butterflies when I pass his floor on the elevator and I’d answer a million stupid questions if it mean I got to talk to him more and that scares the hell out of me.


Entire Class: *forgets to do homework*

Teacher: Well I guess I won’t count it


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1. Your skin may never be perfect, and that’s okay.

2. Life is too short not to have the underwear, the coffee, and the haircut you want.

3. Everyone (including your family, your coworkers, and your best friend) will talk about you behind your back, and you’ll talk about them too. It doesn’t mean you don’t love each other.

4. It’s okay to spend money on things that make you happy.

5. Sometimes without fault or reason, relationships deteriorate. It will happen when you’re six, it will happen when you’re sixty. That’s life.

—Five things I am trying very hard to accept.  (via adrians)

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If they respect you, respect them. If they disrespect you, still respect them. Do not allow the actions of others to decrease your good manners, because you represent yourself, not others.

—Mohammad Zeyara (via psych-facts)

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