This, is my life.

My name is Amber.

officialunitedstates:

I like globes that have the bumps on them for mountains.  let me feel the earth, run my fingers over your himalayas, caress your inner alps

(via jtchubbycheeks)

orllais:

when the solutions to a medical problem are “reduce stress” i am like? what am i going to do about this????? not go to school?? get rid of my parents??? force myself deeper down the road of total and complete apathy???

(via duckyblanket)

guy:

tell someone to look and they’ll ignore you. but tell someone not to look and they’ll turn their head faster than it takes a straight white boy to ask for nudes during 21 questions

(via guy)

findmedownsouth:

laureninlilly:

armystrong-countryboy:

stuff-that-irks-me:

obamadawn:

George W. Bush heard about Ft Hood, got in his car without any escort, and drove to the base. He was stopped at the gate to ask for directions to the hosp. then drove on. Bush requested to let him visit the wounded and the dependents of the dead. He stayed at Fort Hood for over 6 hours, until he asked to leave by a message from the White House. Obama flew in days later and held a “photo opportunity” session in a gym, and did not even go to the hospital.

Classy

GWB might have had his faults but at least he cares

I love W

This needs to be seen by everyone.


43 FTW

findmedownsouth:

laureninlilly:

armystrong-countryboy:

stuff-that-irks-me:

obamadawn:

George W. Bush heard about Ft Hood, got in his car without any escort, and drove to the base. He was stopped at the gate to ask for directions to the hosp. then drove on. Bush requested to let him visit the wounded and the dependents of the dead. He stayed at Fort Hood for over 6 hours, until he asked to leave by a message from the White House. Obama flew in days later and held a “photo opportunity” session in a gym, and did not even go to the hospital.

Classy

GWB might have had his faults but at least he cares

I love W

This needs to be seen by everyone.

43 FTW

(via khelland007)

marchingthehobbitstoisengard:

thatkidnamedkylon:

intertnet:

my boyfriend sent me this at 4 in the morning 

i just conducted this whole thing

OKay. so I’m going to assume this the original one. I heard and saw a post on this a while back but I was like, “ehh. sex sells. why..” But NO ONE FUCKING TOLD ME IT WAS DVORAK! LIKE SON OF FUCKING PENGUIN! 

DVORAK! IS MY JAM! ESPECIALLY THE MUTHERHECKING NEW WORLD SYMPHONY!!!

Slow down, you crazy child
you’re so ambitious for a juvenile
But then if you’re so smart, tell me
Why are you still so afraid?

Where’s the fire, what’s the hurry about?
You’d better cool it off before you burn it out
You’ve got so much to do and
Only so many hours in a day

But you know that when the truth is told..
That you can get what you want or you get old
You’re gonna kick off before you even
Get halfway through
When will you realize, Vienna waits for you?

Slow down, you’re doing fine
You can’t be everything you want to be
Before your time
Although it’s so romantic on the borderline tonight

Tonight,…
Too bad but it’s the life you lead
you’re so ahead of yourself that you forgot what you need
Though you can see when you’re wrong, you know
You can’t always see when you’re right. you’re right

You’ve got your passion, you’ve got your pride
but don’t you know that only fools are satisfied?
Dream on, but don’t imagine they’ll all come true
When will you realize, Vienna waits for you?

Slow down, you crazy child
and take the phone off the hook and disappear for awhile
it’s all right, you can afford to lose a day or two
When will you realize,..Vienna waits for you?
And you know that when the truth is told
that you can get what you want or you can just get old
You’re gonna kick off before you even get half through
Why don’t you realize,. Vienna waits for you
When will you realize, Vienna waits for you?

—Billy Joel (via mommybledoutinabathtub)